tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

(via okaymad)


hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

(via parkingstrange)


shitdickfuckmothafucka:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

It’s never an accident when I say it



fixtures:

i melt when i see you smile

(via parkingstrange)


wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(via okaymad)


zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via orgasm)


mtvother:

Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. Meow!

mtvother:

Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. Meow!

(via zackisontumblr)


painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

(via shitdickfuckmothafucka)


inverted-typo:

innerekonflikt:

how have I lived without seeing this

(via parkingstrange)